Act I
It's been in the works for a while but we finally made the move down to the San Francisco Bay area. The condo in Seattle is still fully furnished and we brought two suitcases each with us to the corporate apartment. The movers will be packing everything else up in mid-February so hopefully we'll have a sale around about then and can focus on finding a permanent place to say in S.F. Right now we're staying in Redwood City which is about 20 miles south of the City and 10 miles north of Menlo Park where Masha's new job is. As you may know, suburbia is my idea of hell on earth so I'm not exactly thrilled with the location, but I do have to say that the location right on the bay is fantastic. It's super quiet, has a large lagoon with water birds, and beautiful sunrises. Oh, and it's a stone's throw from the Oracle corporate headquarters :-)
On our first day (well, the day after flying in late) we got up early and went for a run along the lagoon path. Part of my new resolution to get back in to shape that is most definitely going to be helped by generally better weather for outdoor activities. Then we took a drive out to Half Moon Bay to dip our toes in the Pacific Ocean. If you didn't know, it's actually quite a hike from Seattle to the Pacific as opposed to Puget Sound so it was really fun to drive less than 20 miles to the surf. And wow! What surf. I can't find the cable to download the video from the digital camera (part of moving, don't you know) but the waves were HUGE. At least 15 feet, and we're told they were 30 feet at the point. Crazy stuff, and beautiful to look at under a blue sky and surf haze. I think I'm going to like many things about this area. We stopped for a shrimp sandwich...more on that later...and then headed back home to chill out, snooze, etc.
Act II

And then I got a little pain in my abdomen. I thought that it was related to some cloudy water we drank the night before, and then we decided to blame the shrimp sandwich from the dogdy looking food stand. And then it got worse...and worse. I tried to lay down and wait it out because I've had some pretty major stomach aches in the past and that has always worked before. But this little bugger just wasn't going anywhere so I told Masha that we needed to head to San Mateo Medical Center which is thankfully just 4 miles away (usually in subpoopia it would be at least 100 miles, right? right!). By the time we got there I was in pretty bad shape and that's the first time I've thrown up purely as a response to pain. Not a pretty sight (or smell). One physical, one CT scan, and one f#*king painful prod in the guts later, the prognosis was acute appendicitis with a high probability of rupture.
Finally they gave me some drugs and was able to sleep through the night in preparation for surgery the next day. I've never been under full anesthetic for surgery before so that was kind of interesting. Masha was told it was a simple one hour surgery so when hour two rolled around and the doctor informed her that it had indeed burst, I guess she started to rethink this whole marriage thing. After all, I'm not rich, good looking, or (apparently) healthy, so what's in it for her? I'll leave you to figure the answer to that one out, but when I woke up she was there and what a wonderful sight: her, not me!
So that's been my California experience thus far. One great morning at the beach followed by 4 days of the most excruciating pain I've ever felt. Last time I was in San Diego I broke my right thumb in two...I'm almost scared to leave the state again at this rate. Seems to be getting a bit worse each time I come back. So what am I trying to tell you all? I'm saying COME VISIT! We're here, we're healthy now, and we are excited to start the next chapter. And don't wait too long because knowing my luck we're living right on top of the epicenter of the next big earthquake, or so close to the ocean that global warming will take care of the entire city.
Gross photos of my abdomen to follow - they actually pulled the appendix out through my belly button. Yeuch!