Urban Rule #1

You know you love city living when...

The car horn on your street starts honking at 4:00am and you simply mutter something bitchy then stick a pillow over your head and sleep some more

Of course, I then had dreams about monosyllabic, monotone camels for the rest of the night. Meaning they sounded just like car horns when they spoke to me. I guess I should have seen that one coming.